we build your website. it will work. it will look good. if it doesn't, that's a bug, not a feature — tell us and we'll fix it before you spiral.
no refunds once work has started. if you're asking for one after we've already put hours in, kindly go f*** yourself. politely, of course — we're still professionals.
all deadlines are approximate. so is our patience. we'll hit them anyway, mostly out of spite.
you may not steal, copy, or "get inspired by" our code without asking. we will know. we always know. we built it, we'll recognize it in a lineup.
by working with us you agree that if your brand colors are bad, we're allowed to judge you silently. we won't say it out loud. probably.
this page is legally about as binding as a pinky promise. for anything that actually needs to hold up in court, we'll send you a real contract. this one's just for laughs.